Jewpiter Introduces Revolutionary 99% Fee Structure

We're disrupting the industry by charging 99% on all transactions. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Here's why losing 99% of your swap is actually revolutionary.

Innovation in Action

While other exchanges compete to offer the lowest fees — 0.3%, 0.1%, even 0% — we asked ourselves: "What if we went in the completely opposite direction?" And thus, the 99% fee was born. You're welcome.

Some call it greed. We call it "aggressive value extraction." Tomato, tomahto.

"Our fee structure is designed to separate the truly committed degens from the casual gamblers. If you're willing to pay 99%, you really believe in the project. Or you can't do math." — Jewpiter Fee Committee

The Benefits of 99% Fees

You might think paying 99% fees is insane. And you'd be right. But here are the benefits:

• Reduced Volatility: Hard to have price swings when no one can afford to trade
• Diamond Hands By Default: Can't sell if it's not worth selling
• Exclusive Community: Only the most dedicated idiots make it through
• Tax Optimization: Guaranteed losses mean guaranteed write-offs
• Support The Team: 99% goes directly to our Lamborghini fund

Comparison to Competitors

Exchange	Fee	What You Keep	Honesty
Uniswap	0.3%	99.7%	Boring
Jupiter	~0%	~100%	Suspicious
Raydium	0.25%	99.75%	Meh
Jewpiter	99%	1%	Maximum

As you can see, we're the clear winner in the "honesty" category. Those other exchanges hide their fees in slippage, MEV, and "price impact." We just take 99% and call it a day. Transparency!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this legal?

A: Technically, yes. Morally? We'll let you decide.

Q: Why would anyone use this?

A: Good question. We're still figuring that out ourselves.

Q: Can I get a refund?

A: Sure! We'll refund 1% of your 1%. So... 0.01%.

Q: Are you serious?

A: About as serious as investing in memecoins should be.

The Future of Fees

Some have asked if we'll ever lower our fees. The answer is no. In fact, we're considering raising them to 99.9%. That extra 0.9% could really help us upgrade from Lamborghinis to yachts.